We are in the house.
Most everything is still in boxes, but we are slowly getting situated. We still don’t have the phone set up, but of course we already have high-speed internet.
So far I have managed to break my toenail off on a box, cut my thumb on a bed frame, and bash my head on a cabinet leaving a cut and a bump. At this rate I am guessing that I will lose 3 fingers and my left leg before we are done fixing things.
The neighborhood seems really nice. My next door neighbor and his little boys helped me unload the truck for about half an hour, several others have introduced themselves, and one brought a plate of cookies.
The Old Man Across The Street (I have a feeling he will make more appearances on the site) introduced himself and made sure to note, “The people that lived here before sure took good care of that house”. I wish I had said, “Yeah, but look at that manicured lawn! I am against abusing plants like that. It may take a couple of years, but if I leave it alone I think it will heal.”
Well, we bought a house. We picked up the keys last night.
Adrienne and I jokingly call it “The House that Logic Bought”. It for sure isn’t our dream house, but it would be ridiculous not be overjoyed to be buying a house at all.
We really wanted to buy a Craftsman bungalow (of which there are tons around here) but we couldn’t find one that was big enough, or in a nice enough neighborhood, or that wouldn’t require every minute of every day to make livable.
So instead, we fled to the suburbs. Consider this a “before” gallery. I am going to take some more pictures and create a “before and after” page. The “after” I most look forward to is the resurfacing of the pink bathtub and tile to a nice non-vomit-inducing white.
So, we are going to be very busy for the next little while, but we are very excited!
You absolutely have to look at every page of this site to appreciate The Gobbler.
I looked at every page. It took 3 days for my vision to return to normal, and I now vomit whenever I see the color blue, but it was worth it. My whole worldview has changed.
I returned the first wireless hub after a couple days of trying to make it work. I bought a second hub (netgear model MR314) and attempted to get it working. After 2 hours of swearing under my breath and one plea from Adrienne that I not throw it through the window, the powebook was online!
My network, Amish Radio, is now broadcasting. I can sit on the couch with my powerbook or use the PC in the den and enjoy a 1.5 MB connection. If you are ever in Provo with a wireless card feel free to use my connection as you drive by my house.
This morning my brother John and I decided that we should put off working for the man for a couple hours, so we drove up the Alpine Loop at 8am and took some photos.
More pics in the just uploaded Alpine Loop gallery
Last night Adrienne and I watched a re-run of the first episode of Frontier House. I am afraid I am totally addicted.
It is great to watch the Clune Family living some sort of reverse Beverly Hillbillies existence. They had just built a mansion in Malibu before signing up to live like they were on the frontier in 1880.
They act just like you would expect. The 15 year old daughter sneaks makeup with her, and whines, “It’s not fair!” if she is uncomfortable in any way. Her mom broke down in tears the first day because she didn’t like the way she looked in her frontier haircut.
Oh, and Karen Glenn is insane, this is great TV!
The last thing I heard before I drifted off to sleep last night was Adrienne whispering to me, “Do you think they got to name the animals? ‘Cause if they did, I would have named my cow Ghostface Killa”.
Happy Birthday Adrienne!
*Adrienne took this picture
Reese and I make an appearance on the mirror project.
Man, I wish my site got more traffic because everyone web developer alive needs to read How to Create Pop-Up Windows by aaron boodman of youngpup.net.
Aaron wrote this about a month ago, but now I am as annoyed as he is. I constantly open links in a new window. This is a reasonable thing to do. My habit is shift-clicking them, but there are a lot of ways to do it. Idiot web developers can foil them all leaving you with a nice blank page with an ugly url (do you hear me yahoo?!).
Please web developers of the world, listen to Aaron. Don’t make him hurt you.
“MIT and the OpenCourseWare team are excited to share with you a first sampling of course materials from MIT’s Faculty. We invite educators around the world to draw upon the materials for their own curricula, and we encourage all learners to use the materials for self-study.”
This is incredible! Why isn’t this all over the news? MIT is GIVING AWAY its courses online. This is what I hoped would happen with the internet. Instead of just being full of porn and plans to make bombs–they are giving away incredible knowledge to anyone that can walk into a public library. This could open the floodgate. I wonder which university will be next.
A photo from the 2nd Denver gallery.
I have posted a gallery of more photos from the printing press shoot.
These are all uncropped. I really should have cropped them, but:
A. I am lazy
B. I am lazy
I went for a walk and was blasting music on my mp3 player. I was totally feeling the music. You know when you can just feel the songs in your bones– and I was feeling so PUNK when I suddenly thought, “I should turn this down so I don’t hurt my hearing.”
I am suprised I didn’t run home when it started to sprinkle. Don’t want to catch a cold!
The B&W photos on this site were taken by me. I am just a little excited to see my work out there like that.
They were masterfully put in place by Josh Callaway of Kiora.
In honor of our fallen heroes, FREE MEDIUM FRIES
Cant let those tragedy and food cross-marketing opportunities slip past!
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but a Whopper.
Continue reading This is the way the world ends
Since a war with Iraq seems inevitable I took the liberty of using the Ftrain American Military Operation Name Generating Device to come up with some suggested code names.
Operation Don’t Piss off the Gunship
Operation Ready-for-CNN Sunset
Operation World-destroying Vengeance
Operation Oil-lusting Assassination
Operation Nuclear-tipped Marsupial
and my favorite
Operation You May Want to Stand Back From Our Republican Administration.
I just discovered that I never linked to this gallery of pics from our trip to Denver to visit Joe and Michelle. Enjoy.