The Gobbler

You absolutely have to look at every page of this site to appreciate The Gobbler.

I looked at every page. It took 3 days for my vision to return to normal, and I now vomit whenever I see the color blue, but it was worth it. My whole worldview has changed.

4 responses for The Gobbler

  1. joe says:
    October 30, 2002 at 7:27 pm

    My entire world view has been changed. I will now speak of us living not in the post-modern age, but the post-Gobbler.

  2. crotch rocket violence says:
    October 31, 2002 at 10:05 am

    Becasue turkeys are sooooo romantic.

  3. Screw Booth says:
    October 31, 2002 at 11:41 am

    I object to the use of my name in the website, as a decendnet of John Wikes Booth I must protect the integrity of the Booth name. You will be hearing form my lawyers, they are drafting the defamantion complaints as we speak. Sincerely, Screw

  4. Menonite rowboat says:
    November 1, 2002 at 3:30 pm

    I laughed, I cried. thanks for the laughs.