It’s Adrienne Day!
Look how stinking cute she is! Somehow she’s stayed the same age and I have aged exponentially.
I rolled out of bed this morning and tried to walk quietly on my way to the shower so I didn’t wake her up. I caught my left toe on a shoe I left on left on the floor, but I didn’t even notice that because that toe has been numb since my first back surgery in 2005 – The Hammer of Spinal Repair (Adrienne wrote that BTW). My right knee creaked as I walked, I had surgery on that in 2001, and I’ve had a bit of a limp in my left leg since I blew up my back a year ago and had to have a spinal fusion…
I trimmed my beard, partly to clip off the rampant gray hairs that have sprung up in the past year, and I had to squint a bit as I did it because it seems to take my eyes a lot longer to focus than they used to.
And then you have Adrienne somehow getting younger and better looking by the day.
Some of this is just science — I’m 6’6” and she’s 5’3 (if we are being generous), so according to this article, “Larry Bird will die young. Just ask him”, I will live to be 50 and she will live to be two hundred and forty-five. Some of it is really just that she’s too tough to age — I can’t even keep up with her anymore when we walk or hike. Some of it is the dark rituals… but I’m not allowed to talk about those.
Don’t tell anyone, but Adrienne has some gray hair too. The difference is that her’s are super cute and perfectly symmetrical and the kind of thing that people go to the salon to have done.
There isn’t anyone I’d rather asymmetrically grow old with.
Also she is hot.
Take a minute out of your busy day and wish Adrienne a happy Adrienne Day!
Previous Adrienne Days
- Adrienne Day 2017
- Adrienne Day 2016
- Adrienne Day 2015
- Adrienne Day 2014
- Adrienne Day 2013
- Adrienne Day 2012
- Adrienne Day 2011
- Adrienne Day 2010
- Adrienne Day 2009
- Adrienne Day 2008
- Adrienne Day 2007
- Adrienne Day 2006
- Adrienne Day 2005
What is Adrienne Day?
I hate Valentine’s day. It is a cheesy, commercial mess of a holiday. I can’t stand it. Adrienne, on the other hand, I love. So, when we were dating and Valentine’s day was approaching I decided to take control over my own holiday destiny and I invented Adrienne Day. I arbitrarily chose February 9th and we have celebrated it ever since.