Million Dollar Idea – Penrod’s Subliminal Powerpoint
PowerPoint, for good or bad, is pretty much the default communication method in the business world. Make your presentations stand out. Or rather, make your real message stand out while your presentation looks like everyone else’s. Penrod’s Subliminal PowerPoint Slides will flash on the screen (for a fraction of a second) at key points in your presentations.
The initial line-up will include slides like these:
Let us know your subliminal needs and we would be glad to develop custom slides for you.
I was skeptical until that last slide…now I must have those slides…Master!
I’m worried that there is a whole layer of subliminal messages trying to get us to buy his subliminal powerpoint slides. Where does it end?! May I suggest a “Questions are for fools” with an image of people pointing and laughing? I think that could help meetings go faster.
After watching many students and professionals fumble through presentations (“how do you start this thing?”), I’m thinking that some of those slides might end up more liminal than sub-.
Lets not forget:
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