How To Make An Angry Bull Angrier
If I were Taser trying to market my “ADVANCED TASER® M26 MODEL # 88000 — High amperage MX Animal TASER for animals only” I think I would choose a different video than this one where they zap an agitated bull and it falls down for a few seconds only to jump up 83.7 times angrier than before.
I would love to read that bull’s thoughts, “Ouchie. Now I KILL!”
Anyone who buys an animal Taser should watch this video. It will save you from the unfortunate scenario where you taser the raging bull and say, “What’s up now bull!” and then turn to your friend to explain how you kicked the bull’s butt, just in time to have the bull level you from behind and do a dance on you.
If you know how a Taser works you will be as baffled as I am about how this thing could actually help you. The Taser fires two barbed probes that are connected to the gun by fine wires that trail behind them. It has about a 25ft range or so. So basically, you can drop the charging bull, and then you have three options:
- Channel your inner olympian and run like the wind. But since that bull was only down for about 3 seconds and is now insane with anger I think you are pretty much a dead man.
- Stay attached to the bull and keep shocking it until the batteries, and you, die.
- Operant Conditioning. Let the bull get up and start to charge you, yell “NO!” and then shock him again. Repeat this process until batteries run out. When the bull charges you again, yell “No!” If it worked he will associate your yelling “no” with the shock and will leave you alone for a while. If it didn’t work he will stomp you into the ground.
Basically, they should rebrand this thing as the “Taser Animal Enrager” or the “Taser Extremely Dangerous Device for Training Animals”
Regardless of how useful it actually is, I would pay for a video of someone shocking an angry grizzly bear with one of these.
Check out the video: » How To Make An Angry Bull Angrier (1.8mb mov)