Adrienne had some coupons for an Aveda salon, so I got to get my haircut at a much nicer place than I would normally go to. At the end of my haircut the hairdresser suggested, “I could trim your eyebrows for you…”. For some reason, this made me feel a little panicked. Before I could say “no” my eyebrows were being combed forward and clippers run through them.
More surprising than the sudden eyebrow assault was the sensation of a large amount of hair falling into my lap. Did she just cut my eyebrows completely off!?” She attacked the right eyebrow with the same swiftness and I looked into the mirror to see my new eyebrowless look.
They were still there. In fact, they just looked like normal eyebrows. But, indisputably, 4 pounds of eyebrow had fallen into my lap. Have I had Peter Gallagher eyebrows this whole time and no one told me!?
More importantly, has no one told Peter?!