I sat down to write an entry ridiculing Omarosa Manigault-Stallworth, the standout psycho-freak of The Apprentice. I was going to write a fake biography for her, something like, “Omarosa overcame a difficult childhood. Raised by a rabid pigeon until age 18, Omarosa miraculously learned to communicate fluently in English, unfortunately, she still has the social graces of a tapeworm.”

However, after reading her answer to an interview question:

What cartoon character do you most relate to and why?

“The cartoon character that I most relate to is Optimus Prime from the ‘The Transformers’. Optimus Prime is the leader of the Transformers and works as a powerful force of goodness, courage and wisdom in the battle against the evil Decepticons. He first tries to find peaceful solutions to conflicts, but when battle lines are drawn, he becomes a fierce warrior capable of overpowering vast enemy forces to achieve his goals. I used to watch this cartoon when I was little with my brothers and sister and we loved it!”

I may have to rethink my opinion of her. She most relates to Optimus Prime!?