Martha Stewart Gets 5 Months in Prison
NEW YORK - Domestic icon Martha Stewart was handed a prison term of just five months Friday for lying about a stock sale. After asking the judge for leniency, she emerged defiant from the courthouse to say she was being persecuted and declared, “I’ll be back.”
Nice Terminator quote Mothra. I am sure that will go a long way towards softening your image.
PS - Anyone who would sell a tool for embossing babies deserves jail time!