Today I was thinking back over Christmases past and I realized that as great as the bike and Ewok village were, the single greatest Christmas gift of all time was the GI Joe Hovercraft.
The GI Joe Hovercraft is so awesome that from now on I will rate everything on a scale of zero to five GI Joe Hovercraft. Forget the metric system, I am moving everything to the GI Joe Hovercraft system. I originally was going to set the scale to ten GI Joe Hovercraft, but ten GI Joe Hovercraft would completely blow your mind.
What was your greatest Christmas gift ever? Hint: If you answer anything but “GI Joe Hovercraft”, you sit on a throne of lies.