The alarm is on the dresser, which is as far from the bed as is possible, so that I will have to get up and out of bed to turn it off. This is to keep me from snoozing the alarm and going back to bed. It does not work in the slightest.
This morning was a little different. It wasn’t the walk across the room in cold morning air that kept me from climbing back into bed. It was the plate of popcorn.
Adrienne bought new sheets. Apparently the flower pattern turns into a plate of popcorn pattern at 6:30 am (I wonder if they advertise that feature). I couldn’t climb back into bed because I knew I would knock over the popcorn. It is important to note that I did not find it strange to have a plate of popcorn in my bed. I was just very concerned about spilling it. So I went and took a shower instead.