Dear photos.com,

A couple of questions about your service. When looking at the search results for the phrase, “old man face”, is it normal for coworkers to walk by and think you are looking at ?*

Second, when searching for “middle-aged woman face” I think you accidentally gave me the results for ""*.

It is very possible that I have more demanding expectations for search accuracy than your average user, but I am pretty sure that my employer was expecting me to find old men and middle-aged lady faces

Was that not actually a search box, but some kind of random photo haiku generator? If so, I apologize. If not, for the good of both or our jobs, may I suggest you look into adding an ‘advanced search’ to your site?

Thank you so much, Josh

*I had to encode those phrases with javascript so amishrobot wouldn’t be crushed with traffic from search engines.