Dear Pfizer,

I write to you today with a product idea that will surely make us both rich.

I have come up with a new product sure to catch on with generation X and Y, and nerdy programmers of all kinds, “Visine X-treme! The Visine With Caffeine”™ (Note the exclamation point is part of the product name. This is important for the x-tremeness of the brand. The drops should also probably come in a bottle with a green label).This would be like normal Visine, but with caffeine. Lots and lots of caffeine.

I will let you guys figure out exactly how much caffeine is appropriate in an eye-drop since you have all the scientists, but I would suggest “lots”.

Looking forward to hearing from you, Josh

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