I am concentrating so hard, but the servers of Netster.com haven’t burst into flame yet.
I am sure you have heard of netster.com, every time you mistype a url, there they are. Their misanthropic superhero flexing at you, taunting you. A pseudo-portal that has never had a single link clicked.
Realizing your mistake you navigate away from the demon portal only to be assailed by pop-up windows, and ever-so-polite dialogue boxes asking if you would like to install this free-software that will sell your soul to the devil as you surf.
WHY WON’T YOU BURN NETSTER!? I CANT HATE YOU ANYMORE THAN I DO!
Maybe if we all focus our hatred at once it will work.
Ready?
1…2…3…
BURN NETSTER, BURN!