I Love you Adrienne, happy Adrienne day!

heart Today is Adrienne day.

I hate Valentine’s day. It is a cheesy, commercial mess of a holiday. I can’t stand it. Adrienne, on the other hand, I love. So, when were were dating and Valentine’s day was approaching I decided to take control over my own holiday destiny and I invented Adrienne day. I arbitrarily chose February 9th and we have been celebrating it ever since.

Oh I know, you come for the funny and here I am with all this “love” talk! Take one second to leave a comment and wish Adrienne a happy Adrienne day and I will go back to being your prank monkey.

22 responses for I Love you Adrienne, happy Adrienne day!

  1. Chris Allen says:

    You probably don’t know who I am but happy Adrienne day aunt of mine!

  2. serendipity baby says:

    What a lucky girl you are to have your own day! Every girl should be so lucky. Now if Adreienne Day was recognized as a “get-me-out-of-school” holiday, I would send a gift. Since it is not (and maybe also because I am ever-so-slightly bitter that I do not have a day), no gift. But I do wish you a happy day!

  3. Chris Allen says:

    The queen of hearts is the one who always has her way or off with their heads. I think Adrienne is very lucky to always have it her way or off with your head. By the way I was refering to Alice in Wonderland, but I have to go because I’m late for a very important date.

  4. western dave says:

    Happy Adrienne day! May nothing but happiness come through your door.

  5. Old Prof says:

    Hey Adrienne, Happy day are here again!

  6. cooper says:

    Oh wow! Your very own Andrienne Day! I thought the only celebrated that in the Hinterlands! Very cool. Happy love day Adrienne!

  7. Brian says:

    Having Adrienne Day is the best idea yet. A couple of years ago in a similar fit of V-day bitterness I decreed that we’d have that sort of celebration on St. Patrick’s Day. But still, Valentine’s Day comes and goes and makes Tara feel unloved. What a lousy holiday. “Here you go, world: a day for most of you to feel pressured into expressing things that should come spontaneously and voluntarily, the rest of you to feel lonely and unloved, and for 5 of you in the world to be happy. We’ll call it Valentine’s Day.” Sooo… Adrienne Day is a marvelous day. I’m sure I should make up for my St. Patty’s Day failure and calendar in a Tara Day. But in the mean time, Adrienne, today is YOUR day! Don’t forget to rinse off in the mustard-off pools. Happy Adrienne Day!

  8. Chris says:

    Happy Day of Adrienne, both of you!

  9. Benjamin Read says:

    Adrienne looks hot on that playing card (you watch too much World Series of Poker).

  10. PQ says:

    Hubby and I will be soon celebrating our 30th “annual happy wednesday”… I think everyone should have their own holiday. Happy Adrienne Day to you both! Now run quick and get a nice $65.00 box of Godivas!

  11. shawn says:

    Well then…Adrienne Day it is!!!

    Happy Adrienne Day to all!!!

    Josh, is there a “feats of strength” part of this holiday? Because right now I am bending a paperclip–WITH MY TEETH!! And this in honor of whom?…


    WOO HOO!!

  12. Josh says:

    What on earth kind of holiday would it be if there weren’t feats of strength!? How do you think I destroyed my back?

    Well done shawn, well done.

  13. weston says:

    Happy belated Adrienne Day.

  14. John says:

    4 days have passed — dance prank monkey

  15. Josh says:

    “Take one second to leave a comment and wish Adrienne a happy Adrienne day and I will go back to being your prank monkey.”

    You didn’t play by the rules John. No dancing.

  16. martin says:

    Happy belated Adrienne day.

  17. poweredbyapathy says:

    Happy Adrienne Day!!!

    (Now, dance monkey dance!)

  18. John says:

    Is there a countdown or a timer or something that let’s us know when you are gonna dance again?

  19. Lisa says:

    I love love love that you have Adrienne Day. I hope it was a happy one for both of you.

  20. Ivan says:

    I love a girl named Adrienne too, I think that’s a great idea about inventing an Adrienne day. Way to go.

  21. Adrienne says:

    Is Adrienne Day and actual holiday?

  22. Adrienne Day says:

    Happy Adrienne Day to and from a real girl named Adrienne Day :)