I Love you Adrienne, happy Adrienne day!

heart Today is Adrienne day.

I hate Valentine’s day. It is a cheesy, commercial mess of a holiday. I can’t stand it. Adrienne, on the other hand, I love. So, when were were dating and Valentine’s day was approaching I decided to take control over my own holiday destiny and I invented Adrienne day. I arbitrarily chose February 9th and we have been celebrating it ever since.

Oh I know, you come for the funny and here I am with all this “love” talk! Take one second to leave a comment and wish Adrienne a happy Adrienne day and I will go back to being your prank monkey.

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22 thoughts on “I Love you Adrienne, happy Adrienne day!”

  1. What a lucky girl you are to have your own day! Every girl should be so lucky. Now if Adreienne Day was recognized as a “get-me-out-of-school” holiday, I would send a gift. Since it is not (and maybe also because I am ever-so-slightly bitter that I do not have a day), no gift. But I do wish you a happy day!

  2. The queen of hearts is the one who always has her way or off with their heads. I think Adrienne is very lucky to always have it her way or off with your head. By the way I was refering to Alice in Wonderland, but I have to go because I’m late for a very important date.

  3. Oh wow! Your very own Andrienne Day! I thought the only celebrated that in the Hinterlands! Very cool. Happy love day Adrienne!

  4. Having Adrienne Day is the best idea yet. A couple of years ago in a similar fit of V-day bitterness I decreed that we’d have that sort of celebration on St. Patrick’s Day. But still, Valentine’s Day comes and goes and makes Tara feel unloved. What a lousy holiday. “Here you go, world: a day for most of you to feel pressured into expressing things that should come spontaneously and voluntarily, the rest of you to feel lonely and unloved, and for 5 of you in the world to be happy. We’ll call it Valentine’s Day.” Sooo… Adrienne Day is a marvelous day. I’m sure I should make up for my St. Patty’s Day failure and calendar in a Tara Day. But in the mean time, Adrienne, today is YOUR day! Don’t forget to rinse off in the mustard-off pools. Happy Adrienne Day!

  5. Hubby and I will be soon celebrating our 30th “annual happy wednesday”… I think everyone should have their own holiday. Happy Adrienne Day to you both! Now run quick and get a nice $65.00 box of Godivas!

  6. Well then…Adrienne Day it is!!!

    Happy Adrienne Day to all!!!

    Josh, is there a “feats of strength” part of this holiday? Because right now I am bending a paperclip–WITH MY TEETH!! And this in honor of whom?…


    WOO HOO!!

  7. What on earth kind of holiday would it be if there weren’t feats of strength!? How do you think I destroyed my back?

    Well done shawn, well done.

  8. “Take one second to leave a comment and wish Adrienne a happy Adrienne day and I will go back to being your prank monkey.”

    You didn’t play by the rules John. No dancing.

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