Dear Pfizer
Dear Pfizer,
I write to you today with a product idea that will surely make us both rich.
I have come up with a new product sure to catch on with generation X and Y, and nerdy programmers of all kinds, âVisine X-treme! The Visine With Caffeineâ™ (Note the exclamation point is part of the product name. This is important for the x-tremeness of the brand. The drops should also probably come in a bottle with a green label).This would be like normal Visine, but with caffeine. Lots and lots of caffeine.
I will let you guys figure out exactly how much caffeine is appropriate in an eye-drop since you have all the scientists, but I would suggest âlotsâ.
Looking forward to hearing from you,
Josh
A lot of people are looking for menthol eydrops on my site, you might be able to find them at one of these links:
best idea ever.
Probably a good idea to keep it refrigerated, too. Nothing like a cold drop in the eye to really wake you up.
Also you should put some steroids in it, as well as viagra.
In Japan many students and professional workers use menthol eye drops to keep them awake in the mornings. Some friends of mine claim that you can also get eye drops with caffeine and nicotine in Japan; but Ive never actually seen them, so I think theyre full of it. I once mistook menthol eye drops for regular eye drops and spent a few minutes alternating between clutching my face in pain and tearing at my eyeballs. Which Im sure is a smaller version of what would happen with caffeinated eye drops, so Im certain theyll sell like hotcakes.
When I was on my mission in Berlin a member gave me a product called “China Oil” because I was suffering from allergies. I went home and attempted to read the directions. It was my first month in Germany and my language wasn’t developed quite yet. The only words I recognized were “closed eyes” so I proceeded to rub the “China Oil” directly on my closed eyelids. I then experienced what it must be like to be blind as I was not able to open my eyes for about twelve hours due to itching and burning and puffiness. It wasn’t unitl then that my companion decided to read the instrucitons and told me that they said to put a few drops of china oil in heated water and put your face over the pot with a towel draped over your head, breathe in through your nose, but make sure your eyes are closed as the steam from china oil can cause itching and burning and puffiness. I suspect that Visine Extreme already exists and it is called China Oil.
Sounds like the perfect little thing to take the edge off of Visine with Ridalin that I’m currently using.
I know this has nothing to do with this post but I didn’t know where else to post it.
Rest in peace Elliott Smith.
http://www.salon.com/ent/wire/2003/10/22/smith/
i’m interesting in that product. Can u send me full detail of menthol eyedrop,and also which company attempt to make it with price. thanks.
yeah, those menthol eyedrops will kick your ass! i was at a party and i thought tehy were just eyedrops, so someone put a drop on my left eye. instantly i was on the floor screaming with tears flooding from that eye only. moments later i was back for the other eye. needless to say i was too drunk for my own good, but i suppose you build a tolerance for them, becuase i have several friends who use them and have no reacontion
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