The other day it was about 80 degrees and I drove past a sweaty young goth clomping down the street in boots and a heavy cape. Seeing his pain, I came up with a solution for heat-opressed goths everywhere.
I am going to make a killing marketing summer gear for goths.
Light-weight capes, black shorts, spf2000 sunscreen… the possibilities are endless.
Since my goth/underground/industrial experience is limited i need your help in expanding my product line. Leave your suggestions below, and help the vampires walk in the sun!