I am cleaning out old boxes and found a notebook from college. In the section for Psych 378 my first day of class notes look like this:

Creepy 101

• There is a thing called the Internet. Maybe you have heard of it?
• Note to self: Bring trained chimp to class. Send chimp to class and stay home.
• The kids are not going to be alright.
• Note to self: find 8 men with wheelbarrows.

Yeah, I have no idea.