Stop worrying about the stupid oil and economy and get me some leg room!

I want to be clear on this. When I say that if you are under 6’2″ and you sit in the exit row, I hate you, I am not joking.

But the only reason I hate you so much and won’t shut up about this is because you are horrible horrible exit row stealing people.

Master bath of home I looked at. Note: not bidet, TWO toilets! What the…!?

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Just saw giant “Cool Kids” grafiti in Provo. Those Provo gangs are so tough!

Everyone’s all worked up about illegal imigrants. What I want is a bill to stop idiots from banging the back of my seat all flight long #fb

One thing I won’t miss in Olympia -too many people who think being superficially polite makes up for cold uptight hearts. #fb

You know you are in San Francisco when your cab driver wants to chat about flash on the iPhone and Apple’s “iPhone ecosystem” #fb

Mechanical problem, flight likely delayed. 3rd delayed southwest air flight in a row! @southwestair #fb

The free wifi in SEATAC that sends all the world’s knowledge right to my hands is running slowly today and now I feel grumpy. #fb

Saturday Family Dance party has begun!

Oh Curry Corner, I love you! #Lacey #fb

I should be getting hazardous duty pay for breathing this Utah air today!

Been sitting on a 100% full plane stuck at the gate since 6. #iloveairtravel #southwest #fb

5 full days w/o a single bite to eat. Nothing. Now eating toast w/ butter and my pass out it is so good! #fb

Surgery went. They said close call but were able to do laproscopic. Gallbladder was unholy nightmare. Home tomorrow it seems #fb

(That was supposed to say “Surgery went well“!)

Haven’t eaten since Friday and may not get to until wed. Entering obsessive food thoughts stage. #fb

This is going to blow your minds, but it is RAINING in Olympia! #fb #olympia

If you don’t crack your rib when you puke you are doing it wrong. #fb