Best Spam Subject Lines EVER

I opened every single one of these emails hoping I might actually be able to purchase the product promised by the subject line. Wheelchair Sandpaper?! Fire Web!?

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6 responses for Best Spam Subject Lines EVER

  1. Joel says:
    February 5, 2008 at 8:01 pm

    I’d be pleased with the snail surveyor–especially since Alphonse Venezuela, I mean Valenzuela, sent it.

  2. Jeremy says:
    February 5, 2008 at 9:54 pm

    I want a child diamond or an elephant baby. but preferably the child diamond.

  3. ellie.lou says:
    February 6, 2008 at 12:05 am

    i wish carl would send me an elephant baby! you always get all the cool stuff! dammit!

  4. martin says:
    February 6, 2008 at 2:23 pm

    I would be afraid to click on the internet called “Dance of Love.” unless it was on this website.

    No I would still be afraid.

    Also what do they charge for shipping and handling for “explosives” or an “elephant baby”?

    Whatever it is – it’s probably worth it. While being charged $7.95 S&H for then to send you a 3 oz. razor blade that never gets dull (allow 4 to 6 weeks), is a total ripoff.

  5. martin says:
    February 6, 2008 at 2:27 pm

    I included a few hidden typos in my comment – enjoy!

  6. Brian says:
    February 8, 2008 at 11:33 am

    “Bed Bible Sandpaper Database.” “Tapestry Insect Train Nail.” Hey, I can do it, too! Watch this: Aardvark Soliloquy Fart Mountain.