Million Dollar Idea – Iran Wrap
Having troubles with Iran’s nuclear ambitions?
Sounds like what you need is Penrod Brand IranWrap!
Sold in 500 mile-wide rolls, Penrod Brand IranWrap is the finest quality rogue-state plastic wrap available. Protect your country the fresh way!
*Serving suggestion
(OK, so I actually dreamed about this this morning. I woke up this morning laughing my head off because I was dreaming that I had just sold the US government on my idea of IranWrap. IranWrap?! No, I have no idea where that came from. I am not affiliated with the fine folks of Saran Wrap, but I may be retarded.)
my question is what you consumed immediately before sleeping.
that said, there are those in the administration whose curiosity may be piqued by your idea. maybe you should propose it on that new inventor TV show.
Man, when I first started reading this, I was like “Not yet another person compaining about the war…” Nice to see you’ve still got a sense of humor about things. :-)
much better than Tupperware…that burping seal would be hard to accomplish.
Last night I dreamt that I was a bicycle messenger in the south of Spain. I delivered a package to this lady, and she didn’t have any money, so she said she would give me one of her baby’s fingers. I had to physically restrain her as she pried at the poor infant’s pinkies. I won’t provide any artist’s renderings of that.
Is this Iranwrap Micro-waveable?