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(OK, so I actually dreamed about this this morning. I woke up this morning laughing my head off because I was dreaming that I had just sold the US government on my idea of IranWrap. IranWrap?! No, I have no idea where that came from. I am not affiliated with the fine folks of Saran Wrap, but I may be retarded.)