Chicks Dig Mustaches

The longest I have ever gone without shaving is one month. Last month to be exact.

beardAll that hair growing took some serious effort, so I wasn’t about to just shave it all off without a second thought. I used the age-old technique of shaving-in-bizarre-facial-hair-stages.
click to see the silly animation

I was particularly pleased with this combination handle-bar mustache and soul-patch.mustache

I turned to Adrienne, “What would it be like if I kept this mustache?!” Adrienne quickly replied, “I think it would be a lot like celibacy.”

The mustache is gone.


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11 thoughts on “Chicks Dig Mustaches”

  1. And you’re honor code compliant again! What is up with that anyway, we can’t have goatees like every other tom, dick and sid; but we CAN have mustaches and look like out of work porn stars? Or in your case (see: fourth to last frame of animation) a Fussy Train Conductor!

    Also, it one frame of that little animation you looked like Tom Green! And then, like a man named Vito; at which point you could have succesfully pulled off a frayed, sleeveless denim shirt and repaired my quote-unquote hog.

  2. No offense Josh, but you look like the missing terrorist in the first picture. The second looks like Jeffry Dahmer.

  3. I was disappointed (only kind of) that you didn’t take advantage of the opportunity to model the once-popular Hitler moustache. No one ever talks about what a strong impact the man had upon the future of fashion and grooming.

  4. I’ve grown many beards. Every time I shave it off I feel freaky, and when I look into the mirror, it looks freaky, and not the good freaky either. Once I kept really long burns, and a huge goatee while attending Ricks. Then I picked up an ironing board and stuffed a gun in my belt and started swinging the ironing board and demanded that someone take a picture. That someone did take the picture.

    Celibacy for one night sounds like fun. But not as a lifestyle.

  5. Few things, if any, signal to society that you are “In It, to Win It” like a full, lusterous mustach. Though to fulling embeace the ironic anti fashion statement you need the obigitory trucker hat, dirty NASCAR sleevelees t-shirt, and a permed SFLB flowing down your sholders. Once you achieve the total look, your life will in no way resemble celibacy.

  6. Few things, if any, signal to society that you are “In It, to Win It” like a full, lusterous mustach. Though to fulling embace the ironic anti fashion statement you need the obigitory trucker hat, dirty NASCAR sleevelees t-shirt, and a permed SFLB flowing down your sholders. Once you achieve the total look, your life will in no way resemble celibacy.

  7. The ultimate would be: mustache + trucker hat + MC hammer pants + Combat boots.

    Now you’re really making a statement; and at the end of the day, this is really what it’s all about.

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