Don’t Bother Me, I’m Retching

Dear Carl’s Jr,
2 steps to success:

  1. Bring back those old crinkly fries.
  2. Fire Satan, who you have obviously hired to do your advertising. Your commercials have destroyed any desire I ever had to eat your food.

Sincerely,
Josh Penrod

4 responses for Don’t Bother Me, I’m Retching

  1. joe says:

    Seriously, how did they decide to get rid of those fries? “What isour most popular item, the one people most associate with Carl’s Jr.? The fries? Ditch ’em!”

  2. john says:

    and please bring back the square catchup containers too — they are the yin to the crinkly fires yang.

    Also I would really love to see some marketing/sales figures for pre-stupid, annoying commercials and post-stupid, annoying commercials.

  3. josh says:

    I forgot about the square ketchup containers!

    Maybe that is what happened to Carl’s. They changed to those stupid pouches and their chi stopped flowing.

  4. Jory says:

    All I knows is that one time, I think they may have been advertising a chili burger, or something equally foul– whatever it was — it was clearly diarrhea on a bun.

    Squishing out between his teeth, and yea, verily, getting all over the place, as it surely belonged in his face. EUYEHHERSDGGSAA.BWAH!