Salsa of Death

The devil himself posted this recipe for Chevy’s Salsa!

We grew jalapenos and tomatoes in our garden this year. I was looking forward to making my own salsa, which I had done with great success last year. This year I tried out the aformentioned satanic recipe. My ears are ringing and I am still sweating. I LIKE hot food. But this was so hot it could no longer be called food. Paint remover, chemical warfare agent, magma–yes. Food? No!

Now diluted to half-strength, it has a great flavor and only makes you cry a little after each bite.

Here is a version of the recipe

3 responses for Salsa of Death

  1. josh says:

    testing testing

  2. Seth says:

    As of last winter I have fallen in love with hot food. The problem with this is that I have also spent this summer in a home where hot food is avoided like the plague. Luckily my emloyer sometimes eats at hot-food places, and I tag along. There is one that is particularly good. I have become amused by the fact that every time we eat there I stock up on their salsa, which means that I carry those little plastic cups home with me. I think there are four or more cups in our refrigerator now. I will have to try that recipe. It may be relegated to the “Not Food” section of the refrigerator, but I will know what it really is.

  3. Ben says:

    The hottest part of the pepper is the seed, followed by the white inner ribs. If you use the above recipe and scoop out the seeds and ribs you get a less spicy version but maintain the jalapeno taste.